Thursday, August 13, 2009

When Yawning Could Land You In Jail...

A man in Illinois was jailed for contempt of court for... (surprise, surprise!)... yawning! surprise Yes, really, for yawning! I really couldn't believe it.

Be careful if you ever attend a court case from now on (and especially if you're in Illinois for that matter), make sure you yawn 'silently' or at least make sure no one sees you or you'll find yourself behind bars... heehee

The 33 year-old man, Clifton Williams was locked up on July 23 and is expected to serve at least 21 days of his sentence before he can enjoy freedom again. I think it's just not right, it's crazy. Criminals get away scott free, but being jailed for yawning is absolutely ridiculous.

According to the state attorney's spokesman, it wasn't just a simple yawn. He said: "The reality was it wasn't a yawn. It was a loud, boisterous, deliberate noise and over-exaggerated stretch. It was a deliberate attempt to disrupt the court."

By right, he should have at least be warned if he made loud noises when yawning or at the very least be sent out of court. What do you think? But maybe the judge did warn him... think. You know how sometimes these news reports are skewered to make it sound more dramatic than it actually is.

Advice to Mr Williams... after you've been released later on, and if you ever have to attend any court proceedings, read a book in court about roofing panels or corrugated roofing... or about just anything to do with roofing so you won't get bored. You don't really need to read about roofing, you can read about anything at all, I was just stating an example ... hehehe. And if all else fails, get outside, go to the roof of the courthouse (if possible) and let out that yawn.

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48 mumbles:

Spiff, The Spaceman said...

Good god almighty! They actually jail you for yawning in court?

Spiff, The Spaceman said...

I'm still stunned from reading this ... hahaha ... what a thing to go to jail for ... imagine, you yawn, masuk lokap ... hahaha!

Spiff, The Spaceman said...

Well, I'm going to remind myself to stay away from court rooms from now on ... hahaha!

Spiff, The Spaceman said...

Oooooo, I forgot to CHOP!

CHOP!

LOL!

Mariuca said...

This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard of Nessa!!! Sorry, sick la today so tend to be moody and so not in the mood for stupid things when sick achoooo!!!! ;)

Mariuca said...

Did I miss ur birthday Nessa? U takde FB now susah la wan to keep track, Happy Birthday sweetie! Bila ye exact date??

Anny said...

urmm.. i think it isss an offence to make a mockery of the courts.. thats why they bow and bow to the judges le.. hahhahahahaha..

Anny said...

aiyaa.. marzie sakit jugo? eat vit c and minom manyak air ya...

Anny said...

aiyaa.. itu spaceman dah chop.. aiyaaa.. mana rozie

Choc Mint Girl said...

You know news from overseas sometimes memang cam tu kan, not clear. Manatau suda kana kasi warning, dia buat2 lagi siok2 stretching sana haha... Tapi telampau le bah sampai mo jail urang kan. Sot juga! Unless dia lawan tokeh lagi sana cari pasal kan. Kalo tiba2 tebuang angin pun disruption kali tu dalam tu court. LOL!!

Lin said...

Nice segway at the end! :)

As I understand this, it wasn't a yawn like you and I would do--he was a relative of the defendant and was making a point intentionally. He was totally disrupting the court, so I think he deserved to be removed or fined--but jail time?? On my dollar?? Illinois is NUTS and I live here!

Anny said...

Happy Birthday Nessaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :)

Tetcha said...

This is quite interesting. I hope we can exchange links, too. Have a nice day!

Emila Yusof said...

Gila woo sebab menguap je kena jail!! lol, i want to read about roofing as well; co-incides with my plan to change new roofing.

gLoR!e said...

hahahah...good thing i didn't live in Illinois even if i don't yawn. That's the stupid law i ever heard!:)

iYda Juhar said...

woooppsss. takot la mcm ni.

Emila Yusof said...

Nessa!!!! Happy birthday!!! Sorry lambat wish!

Dora said...

I'm wondering how disturbing/disgusting the man yawn in reality until he got jail!

T.H said...

happpy sunday to nessa :)

T.H said...

your birthday ? when was it?

Rozella said...

Hahahaha I yawn so many times in a day.

Rozella said...

Matilah the yawn police saman me!

Rozella said...

And Happy Belated Bday Nessa! *kiss hug kiss*

Rozella said...

Sorry sia lambat wish ya. Baru balik bah yesterday dari Sandakan and bisuk off to Ranau lagi! Hahahaha

Rozella said...

Hope you had a good one tho darling! Happy Bday again!

Monica said...

lol this is ridiculous!!! :-D

Monica said...

enjoy yr weekend Nessa! :)

Mariuca said...

Oh no I missed ur besday sweetie! 15th ke?? 15th same like B's fren.. I know ur a Leo but always can't remember date, ramai sangat la besday in August he he! Anyway HAPPY BIRTHDAY NESSA! I hope u got a special gift from your boys and of course ur beloved hubby! Love and hugs! :):):)

Rozella said...

Cepat Nessa! gO CHOP!!!!!!!

Rozella said...

bEFORE THE spaceman! Hahahaha Cepat cepat cepat!

Rozella said...

Wah capat oh ko geng! Hahaha Flashman betul nie!

Rozella said...

Nah sia taruk the lagu ori also semata2 untuk ko. Hahaha Ndakan you kena kenal the ori song....???

Rozella said...

Or at least the duo. Fames tu!

Imelda said...

hi there thats ridiculous really

Nessa said...

Spiff ~ Amusing but I find it ridiculous. Don play-play with that strict judge! :)

Nessa said...

Marzie ~ Stupid indeed!

How are you feeling? Hope everything is better by now. I have completely recovered. But eldest son now sick pulak.

My birthday was on the 14th, last Friday. Thanks for the birthday wish dear :D Ramai betul August babies ya... hehe

Nessa said...

Anny ~ They still wear that funny wigs oso ya. Dunno why la, make them look silly only. Opps! Hope I don get jailed for saying dat... hehe

It's the sick season la Anny. But it's raining more lately... haze, haze, go away!!

Nessa said...

Crystal ~ Iya ba, mangkali dia lawan tokeh ba tu kan sampai tu judge trus gerigitan sama panas hati. Adui, kalau terbuang angin pun kana jail, susah la. Jan lupa bawa tu gabus, kasi tutup lubang... LOL!

Nessa said...

Hi Lin! Welcome to Mumblings :)

I'm tempted to say 'serve him right' but putting him behind bars for that was too extreme ya. I bet he has learned his lesson :)

Nessa said...

Anny ~ Tenkiu Anny! Me is old oredi :*(

Nessa said...

Hi Tetcha! Welcome to Mumblings :)

Interesting and unbelievable ya. Thanks for dropping by!

Nessa said...

Emila ~ Betul2 unsangkarable (pinjam ayat Marzie)!

Oh yeker, selamat menukar bumbung baru... just in taim for Raya! :)

Nessa said...

Hi Glorie! Welcome to Mumblings :)

I'm lost for words... What's next? Jailed for burping??! LOL!

Thanks for dropping by.

Nessa said...

Hi Iyda! Saya pon takottt jugak :) Judgenya very the strict ya.

Emila ~ Thank you Emila :)

Dora ~ According to the news, it was 'very' loud and purposely done to irritate the proceedings... he surely pissed off the judge big time.

Nessa said...

TH ~ It was last Friday, Aug 14th. Any presents for me ka?? :P *just kidding*

Rozella ~ I yawn when sleepy only. But oso yawn if nampak other ppl yawn... tu yawn pandai berjangkit tu.

LOL @ yawn polis! Better use face mask.

Thanks for thh birthday wish Rozie. It went errr... OK la. Nothing much to shout about... hehe

Best juga your new job ni, ko pi oustation seja lately. Take care Rozie. Don forget to use face mask in public ah.

Nessa said...

Monica ~ Ridiculous indeed! You have a great weekend too ya. TGIF!

Marzie ~ It's OK dear, it was on the 14th :) Thanks! The boys gave me a lovely and endearing birthday card :) No gift this year cos I warned them earlier. Tak payah give gifts to mummy... hehe

Nessa said...

Rozella ~ Thanks for the... err... 'hint hint' :D Ya, ya I know the duo tu. Thanks for putting up the ori singer... I'm just so ketinggalan zaman with the latest songs these days.

Nessa said...

Imelda ~ I totally agree. But I would like for the judge to work here so he would put to jail all the traffic offenders, Mat Rempits, etc. Then our roads would be 'heaven' to drive!

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