What Employment Ads Really Mean

It's a new month and you're probably aching to leave your dreary job. So if you're hunting for a new job, make sure you read the job requirements carefully and ask yourself if it's really what you want!;)

This is a compilation of job ads and their hidden (fun) meanings:-

• "Competitive Salary" - We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
• "Join Our Fast Paced Company" - We have NO time to train you.
• "Casual Work Atmosphere" - We don't pay enough to expect that you will dress up.
• "Must be Deadline Oriented" - You will be six months behind schedule on your first day.
• "Some Overtime Required" - Some time each night, some time each weekend.
• "Duties will Vary" - Anyone in the office can boss you around.
• "Must have an eye for Detail" - We have no quality control.
• "Seeking Candidates with a Wide Variety of Experience" - You will need to replace three people who just left.
• "Problem Solving Skills a Must" - You are walking into a company in perpetual chaos. Haven't heard a word from anyone out there. Your first task is to find out what is going on.
• "Requires Team Leadership Skills" - You will have the responsibilities of a manager without the pay or respect.
• "Good Communication Skills" - Management communicates poorly, so you have to figure out what they want and do it.